I hope this dumb shit doesn't procreate.

Walk.

Based juiced for Paul Goldschmidt.

That's nothing to be concerned about.

Holy cow. He struck him out.

Montero now up with 2 away

1-2 count now goes full.

If this idiot walks in the winning run I will break something that belongs to my boss.

Strike 3 !

More free baseball.

Gettin paid for this...

Lonnie Baseball with a deep drive ... Off the wall.

Double.

Yes, I'll have one.

Thank goodness. They are pinch hitting for Axford. There's a gleam men.

Ko ... Ka ... The back up catcher to bat.

Walked him. 1st and 2nd no outs.

Good guy David Murphy up. Bunt. It was successful. 2nd and 3rd. 1 out. Bourn is up.

Ugh, struck him out..

Cabrera is up with 2 away.

Oh the drama.

2-0 pitch .... Grounded back to pitcher..

Bottom half coming up. And no Axford.

Carrasco is in. He's been doing work lately. Let's see if he can hold down the fort.

Wow. 3 up 3 down in easy fashion. That was fun.

I have found this game is much more enjoyable when guys don't suck.

Santana is up. Does he have another hit in him?

Nope. Called strike 3. That is going around.

Kipnis is up, 2 away.

Kipnis with a long drive ... Way back ... Off the wall. CF'er jumped and missed catch. Ball gets away. ... Kipnis is rounding 3rd and heading for home!! .... out

Oh man!

Another easy inning for Carrasco. Getting to the point where I really trust this dude.

Liking TFIR's idea of making him closer.

I think we're moving on to 14 here.

Gomes leads off 14th with a base hit.